Hey goofballs. This is the last Wilford Pjok for a while. I promise he’ll be back. Hopefully soon.
If you’re crazy with rage, because you don’t know who Wilford Pjok is, that’s great. Use that rage-power to read the first seven episodes by clicking this awesome link. It’s ragelicious!
On a sidenote; if you want to buy your children a train, buy them a toy train. Real trains are very expensive and children don’t know how to drive them. Each year more and more people get killed by children who drive into them with outta-control-trains.