10 things you might not know about Fizbin Minx.
- Fizbin Minx refers to himself as “Big Purple”.
- Fizbin Minx has never had a girlfriend.
- Flash Gordon main villain Emperor Ming the Merciless is said to be based on Fizbin Minx. It’s weird because the creation of Ming precedes Fizbin by many years.
- Fizbin Minx has a hard time pronouncing the word “dinosaur”.
- Fizbin Minx hates to be alone.
- Fizbin collects piggy banks.
- Fizbin Minx keeps his mind sharp with Sudoku.
- Fizbin Minxs great grandmother is renowned actress Susan Sarandon.
- Fizbin Minx is extremely afraid of poisonous horses.
- Fizbin Minx is a decent saxophonist.
And it was from that day forward that going to the bathroom, urinating and pooping was therefore banned.
May seem harsh, but he didn’t get to where he is by being nice.
Fizbin Minx has a scar in the shape of an English muffin on his left buttock.
Only a small select group is privy to this somewhat sexy information.
Fizbin Minx calls his mother once a week. It goes well.
Behind every Space Warlord is a good woman.
Oh, Fizbin Minx, you gotta aim low in urinals.
He knows. He just keeps forgetting.
He has really got to stop aiming so high.
He can’t help it. He’s a man of ambition
I am attending a conference this week and I can say that Fizbin is not the only one with this problem. There is plenty of urine flying where it should not among these old dinosours.
Haha … I could very well imagine.
Don’t cross the streams
It’s definitely frowned upon behavior at public urinals.
Fizbin Minx believes ducks are a hoax
Actually he devoted most of his twenties to uncover this global conspiracy without luck.