Guide for reading this comic:
Pour yourself nice cup of coffee. Add fitting amount of schnaps. Relax your arms. Let them dangle down along your sides. Say out loud “I’m the best there is at everything I do”. Repeat the sentence seven times. It’s a lucky number. Swing your dangling arms back and forth. Nice and easy. You’re a swaying tree in the warm summer wind. Wilder. Faster. Feel the rhythm. Rhythm is a dancer. You’re free. Direct your eyes at the screen. Read the first panel. Stop. Start again from top until done.
You’re welcome.
The funny thing is, I used to know a dog that was called nipple bottom.
I have no idea what one has to do to earn such a name
I think my a few of my friends at university who shared a house had a neighbor who had named their cat ‘Mr. Tits.’
Haha, a brilliant name if ever there was one lol.
That does it, I’m gonna get myself a cat:)
It’s probably a good thing animals can’t talk.
Haha…Fun in theory, deeply tiring in practice:)
I think I know what happens next. It doesn’t end well for the woman.
I’m hoping this story will be a cross-over in “The Owl and The Pussycat”
Guide, schmuide. Drinking snaps and dangling my arms is what I do every morning at exactly 07.43. Makes me feel alive!
And rather silly, too.
Alcohol and frivolous arm-movement will do that to a man
I guess we all can’t be called what we like to be called!
I know. This has brought me much regret over the years.
I had a cat once who only had two emotions, but he preferred one of them more. I don’t really want to give anything away which one, but we could have called him “Foodface.”
Haha…Foodface is a name any cat would be proud to have earned!
I really do need to try following those instructions…it sounds like a fantastic ide….ARABIAN SEXFACE HORSE!!!!!!
They are also great for doing the dishes or riding a bike. Pretty much anything really. I call them rules for living!
Is it because everyone keeps having sex with his horsey face…?
Haha… It’s a hard knock life!
Sex FACE? I think they ought to put a hidden camera in this horse’s stall to see what he gets up to when the people aren’t looking.