Man, this comic was supposed to be out first thing into the new year. It’s almost February now. Time is crazy like that. So crazy in fact, I hear it wears its underpants as a hat.
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Did you find today’s comic to be a tad on the somber side? I don’t blame you. Keep in mind; this is a frog in a comic, real frogs are all about friendship and being there for others.
This may be the first comic I’ve made wherein a character talks about drinking his own urine. Strange, huh? Seems like that would come up all the time.
I remember the original idea for this comic including some kind of exciting and controversial comment on social stratification. Alas it came to me while I was out jogging and I had no means to write it down. When I finally reached home all I remembered is what you’ve just read. Birds and turdmasters. And that is why people who jog never amount to anything.
Know that feeling when you’ve just taken your own life and you’ve become a ghost and then a fish sees you and it just screams and screams and the whole thing becomes awkward? That’s exactly the feeling I’m trying to capture here. What a feeling that is.
I hope this leaves you kind of mystified. In the best possible way of course. Who doesn’t like to get mystified once in a while? I know I do. Cows perhaps? They stampede if mystified I think.
Far out, huh? I’m already talking movie rights with several major Hollywood film producers. It’s the Dune Saga meets Warhammer 40k, they say. Beyoncé will make the theme music. It’s going to be catchy, but will also address women’s rights in space. Jay Z will make a rap part about space hoes and being drunk. The merchandise alone, they say. You’re going to make millions and millions.
It’s Christmas and like every year at this time, I’ll be recommending a new type of inspirational Christmas ornament for your house. This year; “A RED BOW”!
I hope this comic made you think about breakfast products. Like really think about them. In some parts of the world they drink their own urine, you know. For breakfast. And also, if they wake up in the middle of the night and can’t fall asleep. Because of stress at work and such. I don’t think that’s right. I’m horrified even. Like I totally forgot I made the whole thing up. That’s no way to live.