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You know that TV-show; 24? That show, where you follow counter-terrorist agent Jack Bauer and his battle against terrorism through 24 suspenseful episodes each corresponding to one hour in real life? This comic has nothing to do with that show. Nothing!
Far out, huh? I’m already talking movie rights with several major Hollywood film producers. It’s the Dune Saga meets Warhammer 40k, they say. Beyoncé will make the theme music. It’s going to be catchy, but will also address women’s rights in space. Jay Z will make a rap part about space hoes and being drunk. The merchandise alone, they say. You’re going to make millions and millions.
I have only fond memories of Narnia from my childhood. From my very first visit – a troubled kid – till the last time I bid Aslan goodbye – a promising young man. So many enriching, educational adventures. I once fought a wise, but evil rabbit made entirely from pee. It never made the books, but it was a super experience.
Following today’s comic, Wilford will be on a short hiatus. Don’t worry he’s not done yet. As if. He’ll be back for the glorious part 5 in a couple of weeks. More fab than ever. In the meantime, I hope you’ll miss him just a tiny bit.
Oh, and if you’re all new to Wilford Pjok, go here for part 1.
You take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself; “is this the first time we’ve come across Madam Crux on Anyone for Rhubarb?”. The mirror answers “Don’t degrade yourself like that. You’re an embarrassment. Is that even your real hair or is it some kind of awful dog, that’s also a hat?”. Suddenly it’s clear. You got to get yourself a new mirror. You just GOT to.