Hey you guys. What’s shaking?
I hope you enjoyed this week’s Rhubarb. It’s wild west-themed. Most people love that period. It just seems such a rough but magical dog eat dog-fantasy. At least in the movies. I can’t count the number of times I’ve dreamed of being the baddest, coolest, fastest gunslinger in wild west town. Rocking my mysterious stranger identity and laying down my vigilante law.
In reality I probably wouldn’t last long in a place like that. I simply possess no relevant skills for cowboy survival. At all. I would step out of my time machine. Take two steps. Get my feet all tangled up in one of those free flying shrubs. Fall . Break both arms. Call for help. Frighten a nearby horse. Be frightened by same horse. Then quietly and without drama give up and die.
They probably wouldn’t even make it a movie. I would go see it though.