Well, you might be laughing now, but I’m the one laughing all the way to the bank! Hah! Or crying. Was it crying? In the bank? Crying inside the bank? I’m the one crying inside the bank. In front of that guy. Did I wet my pants? In the bank? On the way home? All the way home. From the bank. Nevermind. My life is awesome!

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